I know you’re joking.

Corporate hoodies, not suits.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

Bonus points for Johnny Dangerously reference. I suppose Drumpf gets a handicapped parking placard since he’s psychotic.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Yeah, I think you’re onto something here. Sometime in the 20th century fairy tales became much more fun, and the older ones with less positive endings and morals were just sort of elided into that trend. Probably Disney is responsible for a good bit of it. How many people actually know the real ending of the Little…

Sun, Moon, and Talia sounds like the reality show fairy tale.

I mean, how many of us wake up in midlife and suddenly have to accept that they’ve been not only been raped but birthed a few children.

I really wish I wasn’t so compelled to respond to this, but I keep seeing people on the site talk about how poor people are being taken advantage of during this fiasco. From what I’ve gathered (which is far more than just reading this article, and I know that nearly everyone here hasn’t gone any further than whatever…

The best sum up was that tweet: “I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs woman who voted for Leopards Eating People’s Faces party.

My personal favorite is when the older generations bitch that the youngs are just lazy. No, it’s back-breaking work that pays dick, that is why they don’t do it.

Somehow, these farmers feel justified breaking the law in hiring illegal workers. I guess the government, also, thought produce magically were picked and packed themselves. This is all a really Yuge house of cards.

I have family who voted for him, while applying for Disability (physical ailments). They want away with Obamacare, but won’t qualify for Medicare for 2 years if they get Disability. There is no reasoning with them. They hate Obamacare and need medical coverage, but Trump would never take our medical coverage. Also,…

How fucking stupid do people have to be to fail to realize that their highly skilled, underpaid, migratory workforce is going to be the first on the chopping block? Because Ag labor is skilled labor, not something that a bunch of desperate, out of work suburbanites can learn in an afternoon. And not something a bunch…

Just like that time I willingly shot myself in the dick, only to later come to the conclusion that a mangled cock might impede procreation. Without Hillary to blame for my broken appendage, there might actually be some introspection. 

Yeah, our red portions aren’t smart... I am not sure what they were expecting. Not like white people were going to line up and pick produce.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

The alphabet method has led to more bad head than Supercuts.

So she is this tweet IRL?