The thing she is describing is feminism. Clearly, SJP does not understand what feminism is.

In some countries parental leave is for one parent, sex or gender irrelevant.

Proven alternative medications are not called ‘alternative’ any more. Most alternative medicines have been studied but the question remains if it is ethical to study something that has no known method of working (e.g. homeopathy) when the resources could be spent studying something else. Honey has antibacterial…

I use ‘just’ and ‘sorry’ in emails in a duplicitous way, almost always. I’m demanding things but I’m being nice about it so I wouldn’t be ignored out of spite. “I’m just wondering if you’ve had a chance to look at this” means “send me an update, now”. Seems to work. Maybe I could just be straight with everyone but I…

Some of these comments... You guys, dissing looks like that would not be OK if these were women stripping, would it? I get it, looks are part of how they earn money but this is getting too mean.

Fuck, I’m a woman and the thought of having eggs and getting pregnant gives me the heebie jeebies.

Err...I was not calling you an MRA.

He has glasses and awkward hair, he clearly has dorkitis, a terrible but preventable illness. You can prevent it in your children by not being a big pharma shill.

I’d say young folks these days simply don’t remember charcoal tablets. My grandparents had a good stash of them.

If there’s a child about (gods forbid!) then everyone will blame the child.

Sit on it and it shouldn’t smell. Like, fart slowly and carefully so that it does not escape fast and concentrated. NOT THAT I EVER FART, GROSS!.

How loud are your farts if you can normally hear them over engine noise? o_O

This is how awards usually work. In business, anyway.

One of MRAs arguments against feminism is that there are ‘no women in dangerous jobs’. That men are expected to put themselves in dangerous situations when women are not, and how that is misandry. What they are missing is that women have been purposefully forbidden from dangerous work. That depends on the country but…

Handheld electric mixer. For everything.

I have a fancy French baking cookbook that I got for a birthday but when I tried to follow their pate choux recipe, it failed miserably. It was probably my own fault but but I’ve had much prior success with this old recipe. In the MUCH SUPERIOR METRIC SYSTEM:
200g flour
100g butter
6 eggs
300ml water
random small amount of…

YES, pavlova. Most delicious and easy of things. To be made every time you have egg whites left over. My partner does not like pavlova so I always get to eat the whole thing all by myself!

If you’re melting butter in a pan, its starting temperature does not matter one bit.

Yes, but a sexy dwarf. Can’t stand season 2 of True Detective. Season 1 was bizarre, season 2 is plain shit.

Nope. He’s unattractive in this one. Which means, good job, I suppose?