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SeminalColon

Also, pale men can’t be orange?

Or, gods God forbid, more than one person at a time!

Funny. I thought that under the separation of church and state, state-approved marriage was a secular contract. Leave your invisible friend out of this.

I don’t know....the head looks a little too non-wrinkly and non-cone-shaped.

You can bet she’s scooped poop out of her daughter’s bediapered vagina with her finger.

“I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me”

Fucking Critters gave me nightmares. The face-melting scene, in all fairness, no the critters themselves. I was like 5.

“Ulcers, cardiovascular problems, diabetes, and cancer”.

At which point is the sex of a (insert appropriate term for clump or cells at that stage of development) determined?

But the post coitus scene had him stating that he didn’t think women liked that kind of stuff. I missed what that thing was but that’s not the point. This can only be said/written by someone who does not understand women.

And of course Ani hates on the cam operation because women hate porn, amirite? Even though it’s legal, its gross and not at all a legit way to make a living. Her sister is a worthless whore who is better off doing drugs because anything is better than sex work!

They are atheists, really. The Satanic Church does not belive in Satan.

I can’t fit those tiny brush thingies between my teeth and floss is an issue too. The gaps between my teeth are so small that *snap* goes the floss between the teeth with force and, woosh, comes the blood. Pretty sure bleeding gums are not a good thing.

Non-American here. Is it not OK for a black person to use the n-word?

Isn’t Paul Walker’s last girlfriend just a few years over 16 herself? And like 16 when they met? And...like....ewww.

No. Not after his shit comments (was he serious?) about objectification and how we should not objectify women less but objectify men more, and how he, just like many women, is making a career out of having a nice body. NO. He annoys me now.

“Meanwhile, JustJared.com can confirm that Norman and Emily are not in fact dating.”

It’s...really awful. I like them both too, by the way. Mila is cute and charming but it’s not worth watching for her. Channing’s character is super boring. The special effects, which would have been spectacular on the big screen, do not redeem the severely lacking plot, utterly one dimensional characters, and silly

Good timing. The next recession is on its way.

I’m 5’8” and when I was talking to a woman who was 5’11”, I thought our eyes were almost level. Yeah, 3 inches is not that much but it is a noticeable difference....to others.