Harnaam was actually writing in the comments on that instagram post. She was not happy. She’d contacted Alice to remove the image but with no luck

Understood. Note to self: continue staying the hell out of cold-ass bodies of water.

I have answers! Cream sunscreen is OMG GROSS OILY GUNK, I get it. I hate it too. Lotions can be loaded with alcohol to make them dryer on application. No likey; dehydrate skin. The winner is dry oil sunscreens. They’re much lighter than creams and not drying like lotions. Check them out.

The whole belief that “natural” is somehow better for skin than artificial is not based on real science.

Are we sure that diazolidinyl urea, lead acetate, methylene glycol/formaldehyde, propyl paraben, quaternium-15 haven’t already been studied extensively?

A product may not have been tested on animals but you can bet your ass that all (or most!) of its individual ingredients have been. Sorry, mousies, but that’s not going to change.

Mineral oil is very good at removing make up. Baby oil is liquid mineral oil; sometimes they add fragrance.

Why does “suppository base” sound more scary than “turpentine and liquified phenol”?

Fucking menthol. It’s all like, “Hey, let’s put some irritant on that irritated skin”.

Does it, though? Soaking in icy water, I mean. Isn’t pnemonia an infection caused by bacteria, viruses or fungi? Maybe if it’s in the water? Do I even know anything?

I’d exfoliate with a washcloth and water, and then follow up with an occlusive. Not all balms are created equal either. I’ve never liked Burt’s Bees balms because they’re not emollient enough. Maybelline Baby Lips are equally shite. Vaseline has always worked a treat.

Okay. I’m a skincare professional (I represent a company with botanical products)

All the stars. You speak the truth. These are the facts.

There is no shame in that game!

It’s a British/Irish/Australian thing, really.

The only thing wrong with this ad is that it’s PETA’s. Can’t argue against dog adoption.

They don’t really throb...at all.

David Bradley was also in the Strain, where he played a badass rather well. It wasn’t before GoT, however.

True, but it’s more likely he’s her puppet and will write how she tells him to.

GENITAL CLAMPS?