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Nevertheless, Rowling allowed professionals write the screenplays.

My mum likes taking photos of local residents too. I keep telling her that she should not do it without permission. I get it, people going about their daily lives are more interesting than houses and streets but you have to ask first. She has travelled a lot all over the world and always does tons of research to put

In a rest stop on the bus route from Cambodia to Vietnam, there was a sign in English that said not to give money to begging children because the children are not homeless orphans; their parents send them to beg instead of sending them to school.

The three Ps: pee, poo and paper.

A boost for an athlete to get into an academic institution is kind of fucked up. At least they don’t officially lower degree requirements for those good at sports.

We did the the pass out game when you press on another’s chest until they black out. You do this standing up against the wall. Pressing on the chest causes the heart to stop for a moment, which is as stupid as it sounds. This one time in camp in 1999 I had it done to me and hit my face against the edge of a bed as I

skindcareaddiction is a good part of Reddit-town, though.

$$$$$$$$$$

Treated leather isn’t absorbent, though.

My twin brother came out a little underdone, a little raisin-like. Maybe it was because I was crushing him in the uterus - I was the top one, MISANDRY! Or maybe we were conceived at different times.

Sounds slightly plausible until you get to the book part. Gotta sell it somehow, eh?

The before is gorgeous. Gorgeous! In the after, the bottom liner is a nope and where are the beautiful freckles? I think the eyeshadow should have been warmer too.

Then don't get married. I say that without snark. It's kind of hard, though, because the pressure is real and it is strong.

I usually turn mine off when that happens and pretend I’m rebooting the computer.

Rolling dice, saying ‘mama needs a new pair of shoes’ is the only acceptable occasion to refer to oneself as ‘mama’.

I don’t give a shit about babies. I don’t expect other people to give any shits about my pets so guess who is not sharing photos of her animals with fucking everyone?

The ScarJo article has these two gems in it, from her mom: “One has to do what they love and the rest will hopefully work out.” and “She just made us feel that you could do whatever you wanted to do, as long as you really wanted to do it, and that’s why I got into acting.””

Lip injections are not a surgical procedure so yes, Kylie Jenner may technically not have had plastic surgery.

Nope. Not watching. I saw the Notebook and it’s awfulness scarred me for LIFE. Notebook-haters unite!

FULL ARMOUR! Fuck, yes!