I've never met my biological father and now I'm creeped out at the 50% possibility of gross feelings if I ever were to meet him by accident.

It's been a few years but I can't remember there being much sex in the books at all. Not sure if what was there was always meant to be sexy at all.

Contact was peak McConaughey.

Pfft, all these facts....getting in the way of a good story.

It tastes terrible precisely so you wouldn't drink it. Haha, most people probably find out the hard way.

Mine taught us how to make thermite. A kid actually made it and burnt off his eyebrows. He said that the upside was that it also burnt off some acne on his face.

Yes, I know it's not true...the alcohol evaporates but there's a lot of other shite in these things. Unfortunately the reality is not nearly as funny as imagining evidence literally evaporate into thin air.

Are they sure the girls didn't cover all surfaces with hand santitiser, and they didn't find evidence because it HAD EVAPORATED? Stay in school, girls, you may actually learn things that help you kill people.

You are of course correct. I was generalising, which is a fallacy. Basically, "wealthy people are usually conservative; conservative people hate liberals and everything they stand for, and only a liberal would dare to not conform to gender norms etc."

This fascination with complete strangers' uteri is just creepy. It's a bit creepy even in case of non-strangers.

It's not even nice to receive. Maybe that's just me.

Brain surgery to remove the memory of this degrading, dehumanising incident, maybe?

Most people don't give a fuck and the people who can afford to shop regularly at Saks don't care about plebes' problems. I sincerely hope Saks gets into shit because FUCK SAKS but they probably won't.

"Kim Kardashian's co-star". Madeleine keeping it klassy.

I don't think anyone above the age of 13 understands his appeal.

+internets for Portal reference.

Everything you say is true and I agree, but I also believe that even if someone did wake up randomly at 20 weeks and decided to terminate willy nilly, they should be able to.

They work in reverse if called upon. What? You have not seen any porn where there are two hands going in there comfortably, or "comfortably" as it may be? I also saw this clip where a dude stuck the top of his head in a woman's vadge. Not remotely but definitely rather fascinating.

They work in reverse if called upon. What? You have not seen any porn where there are two hands going in there comfortably, or "comfortably" as it may be? I also saw this clip where a dude stuck the top of his head in a woman's vadge. Not remotely but definitely rather fascinating.

I just started watching the movie and while so far so good, ermagherd, Rosamund Pike needs to stop getting hired to play Americans. I like her but her accent is the worst thing. It was also super godawful in that Tom Cruise movie where she played boobs.