That's because they're suspicious boobies.

Is there space and/or Middle Earth in it?

Didn't know about the murder. Thanks.

I don't have kids and I don't work 10 hours a day; I'm just very lazy. I work out during the lunch hour because I cannot fathom anything more vile than getting up at 5am to go to the gym in the mornings, or waste my precious lazy downtime after work on working out.

Also, this oldie but goodie: http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/

We're all so in the wrong business.

Please share a few stories!

Nooooo. Russell Brand gets a pass. I'm not sure what he's all about but I bet that book is a good read. He's very smart, y'all.

Probability is a harsh mistress.

She could have not cared and just told the airline she wasn't as far along.

And these are apparently easier positions, too.

Airlines' terms and conditions usually say no flying after 32 weeks. I doubt they would stop someone more preg from getting on a plane. It's probably there to get rid of liability.

Who else has been looking forward to this post since last year?

Me (jaded, bitter, cynical, but not jealous) every time this guy talks about his wife:

I'd rather be their cat. A super friendly cat. Is that more weird?

Like, how much meat is in hot dogs anyway? 15% if you're lucky?

Sluts can't be raped, amirite?

If sexual assault were taken seriously then people might actually lie about it for attention. But as long as there are assholes — oh, so many of them — who don't believe rape victims BY DEFAULT, no one in their right mind is going to claim having been raped just to get attention. But of course people will say that,…

Exactly. And then put metal braid beads on the braids. Like Tolkien's dwarves or vikings!