Yeah. He needs to braid it!

I always have this dilemma when buying eggs. Buy free range because that's better for the chickens, or buy caged, because if no one buys caged hens' eggs then they'll be unceremoniously...discarded. At the same time, if we keep buying these eggs, farmers will keep getting more chickens and stuffing them into tiny…

Yeah, that chicken was not discarded. You know what is discarded after death? Human bodies. Yeah. Those chickens make a nice meal for someone, which is the opposite of being discarded.

Are there any children of divorce who think it was a good thing for their parents to stay together "for the children"? Fuck, I remember the horrible shit that went down almost every day; my mum divorcing was the best thing ever.

A divorce is not really different from breaking up — two (usually) people dissolve a relationship. In one case there's paperwork and some legal shit with which to deal. People need to get over their idealised views of marriage and stop giving divorcees a hard time. What the fuck, society.

Congratulations.

BBT is so horrid, MY EYES, MY BRAIN; not even gratuitous peen could make that show watchable. But they could try, why not?

I've never subbed but I think I want to.

Oh, no. Not these too. I always eat everything. Lemongrass is nice and chewy!

You're not supposed to eat the peppers? I thought picking them out was a sign of weakness! This reminds me. I went to Laos recently and one of us ordered a local dish, koi salad. It was a 'meat salad', according to the server. It came peppered (intended) with sliced green peppers. Packed full of them. The person who…

Mine is 2 buckets of awesome.

NO, but people think it makes their lips look bigger, so whatevs floats their weird boats.

GIMME YOUR SNOW! It's Irish winter in Ireland. A bit cold and a lot rainy and windy. NO THANKS, NO MORE PLZ.

High-five for the correct use of "Lesser Hemsworth".

Wendy had been up for 12 hours? 12 HOURS? Like that's a lot? Are there 12 hours a day on planet Wendy?

Used to for years but meh, they're never as comfortable as flat shoes and I won't wear things for other people.

Meh. I don't feel bad about spending my money on myself.

Someone I know who was asked to come to a helpful stranger's apartment was offered a paltry sum of cash for a blowjob after a brief unrelated conversation. No, he didn't do it, or so he says.

It's overdone filler. She got it because she wanted bigger lips. It will fade if she wants to let it; if she doesn't, she'll keep getting top ups.

I don't care what she says, there is no question at all that this thing is fake. That she has managed to get this much publicity is a testament to how fucking stupid so many people are.