“deliberately poisoned candy”

I’m not an expert but this has some helpful info: https://www.propublica.org/article/when-interns-should-be-paid-explained

I can only assume that their particular kink is either you enjoy what they’re watching or the more likely scenario that you verbally abuse them for doing it.

Agreed. This man deserves all the accolades.

If your turkey is disappointing, you’re doing it wrong.

The kids are Alt-Right

Right? She sounds like a dyed-in-the-wool asshole to me.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

From The Guardian:

I spent ten years working as a broadcast journalist and received a number of threats, but two that rose to the level where we actually contacted police. The local sheriff literally told me “There’s nothing we can really do. Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.” Nothing ever happened, fortunately, but it…

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

I think when that relative is running for  public office, and you know they will fuck up, you gotta do what you gotta do. 

I dunno. I may need more evidence. Hey, look at that shiny object over there in Democratville. [dunce cap emoji, aka Trump supporter emoji]

This is truly the American dream.  One day, we may live in a society where police completely abuse their power regardless of race, ethnicity, or creed. Brings a tear to my eye.

“Real fox fur”.

Huh, per the comments, I’m apparently weird in my love for salt and vinegar chips.  My favorite flavor, if I’m being honest.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

Cosa Nostra Pizza will have your kidnappers sleeping with the anchovies in 30 minutes or less, or your pizza is 2% off.

‘I’m a very famous person, unfortunately.’

Oh, also, compare this section in the letter: