One of the earliest life lessons I remember getting was when I threw an apple core on the ground in my school gym. My dad saw, made me pick it up and put it in the trash. He said “never make someone else’s job harder if you don’t have to.” I’m going to teach the same thing to my potential kid so they don’t turn out…

I miss Behind closed ovens...

A million years ago, back in my former life as a server, I worked for Japanese sushi and seafood buffet. I told a few stories about it back in the days of monogrammed thermoses, like the pastor who tipped 3 candy canes on a $300+ tab on Christmas Eve (I’m still bitter about that one 15 years later).

LOL! To all the Shannon’s, Rhonda’s, Tammy’s, Keisha’s (Black women spell it with a Q), Tish’s and Tisha’s in a town near you!

For all your reaction GIF needs:

Orange is the new Black

LOL, sounds like a solid method!

I’ve never been a fan of her tutorials and don’t subscribe to her channel, but whomever wanted to out her is total trash, and I wish she would say so they would get the dragging they so clearly deserve.

And whomever DANI is, deserves the same damn treatment, because not coming out is not LYING. It’s keeping your…

To clarify, the account that posted that wasn’t Jerrod Blandino but his sister’s? 

I do not blame them one bit. The vitriol spewed at her is vile and toxic — and absolutely racist in many cases. Getting out of the line of fire and away from a country that loves to openly and viciously hate some of its public figures is brilliant. I love that they are taking this step to dial down their royal profile…

Donald Trump doesn’t even respect protected American cultural treasures. Why on earth should anyone think he cares about other countries’ antiquities?

This is one of those stories that make you go “WTF is wrong with people?” Whether it’s a prank or revenge or whatever, this is a disgusting and almost certainly expensive problem that would be foisted on total strangers because someone is just a straight up asshole. JFC.

A decade ago, I worked at Victoria’s Secret for a couple of months. One morning, when I came in, the store manager pulled me aside to tell me that one of my direct reports was going to be late and she didn’t want me to be caught off-guard by the reason. Apparently, her daughter spent the weekend with her ex-husband,…

I got this for my brother, the horriblest person I know.

I would argue that Final Fantasy XIV is one of the most important games of the decade, if only because of how it played out. A release comes at the start of the decade that is tremendously disliked to the point that the developer scraps it and rebuilds it from the ground up.

This on its own is remarkable, as that very…

So all we’ve really learned today is that the geese have gotten smart enough to bribe scientists and Kotaku writers to publish propo-gander puff pieces on how “peaceful” and “not evil incarnate” they are.

I mean, this is all true. That said ...

Right, except Billy was just an embarrassing dumbass as far as I can recall. Hunter Biden is a whole nother level of yucky.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

OMFG ... I meant winch, I swear.