FFXIV was an absolutely trainwreck of a game, until they brought on a new team to rebuild it from the ground up. Having played it for awhile in Beta and after release it had so many problems. But Once It rereleased as A Realm Reborn, it was great. And the Expansions since have each been amazing in their own way. SE…

I think the leaving Yellowstone sign in the back adds to it, too. Damn right he’s leaving.

Microwaved fish is still horrible smell that lingers for a long time. I remember reading somewhere that a workplace banned it due to how nasty it smelled.

“Skateboarding is dangerous”

I be right back. I need to go invent a time machine so i can send these doofuses who think the hymen is a magical yes/no determiter back to dark ages were they belong

Also try herb@spanfellergroup.com, that might work, too.

It goes even deeper than that. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was just a garbage full of leaves with sticks as arms and legs.

In this analogy Trump is President Skroob.

Livewire is my favorite mountain dew, haven’t been able to find it in local stores since I moved. 

Gorka looks like Steven Seagal’s chunky brother, and acts like him, with tough guy act. Probably treats woman as well as Seagal does, too.

“Dawnold Troomp” is going to get so may write in votes.

Also known as hagfish, they release a mucus type substance when threatened.

Goatse Patrick. Thing I thought I’d never see unless I fell into some truly weird fetish website.

When I was in college, I moved in with some other college kids for a couple months, before coming to my senses and realizing I was making enough money at my full time job to live on my own.

Too be fair, a lot of Trump supporters think a “Metaphor is one of them Pokemon.”

Physically, he might not need to cheat. But mentally, he can’t stop himself. Look at his history of business dealings, he is always looking for a way to screw the other guy. Look at his personal life, he has cheated on every woman he married. He is a cheat, it is his defining characteristic.

Roofs for the roof God!!

Australians even have a great word for their white trash, Bogans.

She could be a uptight Bellevue Bitch. There are a lot of racist assholes in Bellevue who claim they can't be racist cause their neighbors are Asian/Black. They never talk to these neighbors though

Can the NRA be considered a nonprofit charity? Because if so, then 9 out of 10, that will be on list.