I want to know what happened during Beach Week.

They irritate the shit out of your stomach lining because of the chili pepper. Lots of kids come to the hospital vomiting red or with spicy diarrhea and we look at the parents like, “Really?” No one would give their kids whole chili peppers to eat, but that’s essentially what you are doing when you eat these things.…

And in the end they can say she agreed to be there playing, whatever they were playing.

Pro-tip: Come up with a witty insult about the officer’s waist size and penchant for doughnuts.  I guarantee they’ll be thrown entirely off guard by such a unique witticism.

Tough, but fair.

Fuck Theresa May and her fucking Brexit. 

and family-size, formerly frozen salisbury steak meals

This is very true. When I was 19 I was raped by a guy I knew. When I went to the doctor after the incident, the Doctor asked if I was drinking and I said yes. He looked at me and said, well what did you expect, you can’t blame a guy if you were drunk. I cried and told him that I had said no, but the doctor said…

Then you’re a fucking moron.

Paul Manafold.

The hardest working man in show voice over business!

... Woodward’s book also features alarming claims that Trump is truly clueless about actual policies and presidential actions.

It’s like Idiot Red Sparrow.

God I love the Butina Chronicles. It’s like Idiot Red Sparrow.

Unless I’m misreading Kesha didn’t tell anyone Dr. Luke raped Perry. Another party brought it up in the presence of Gaga and Kesha. 

“They’re fun, but in the wrong hands... they can be harmful.”

This.  Endora all day, all night.

“Duncan for his part has maintained his innocence, and, through a spokesperson, told CNN that he believes the charges against him and his wife are “purely politically motivated.””

Fuck, I thought you meant the band