Physically, he might not need to cheat. But mentally, he can’t stop himself. Look at his history of business dealings, he is always looking for a way to screw the other guy. Look at his personal life, he has cheated on every woman he married. He is a cheat, it is his defining characteristic.

Or wrap a towel around your head. As we all know that is how protect yourself from the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Roofs for the roof God!!

Australians even have a great word for their white trash, Bogans.

She could be a uptight Bellevue Bitch. There are a lot of racist assholes in Bellevue who claim they can't be racist cause their neighbors are Asian/Black. They never talk to these neighbors though

Can the NRA be considered a nonprofit charity? Because if so, then 9 out of 10, that will be on list.

It’s rods all the way down( or perhaps up, In this case).

“The victim did not even realize she had been stabbed until she got home.”

My alternative take on this theory is two short slimy aliens stacked on top of each other. “He” wasn't born in Canada, but Blorgon-5.

In the ultimate universe Hulk ate a Chitauri Nazi. Then he was forced to turn back into Banner. Poor Bruce had to pass the remains for quite awhile

Yeah, well, let’s see them kick my emotional support grizzly bear off the next flight I take!

Please, I don’t want the return of “Barry Allen, Time Moron”.

So what you’re saying is, I should hold off on serving Brett Kava-Nog. Which is which like regular Egg Nog, just with beer, lots of beer, instead of hard liquor.

It's what I used to call one of my cats, cause he always looked so happy with himself, even when he was doing something stupid. Thank god he passed away before these dark times.

Don’t forget the Fancy Lad Snack Cakes, those will last forever.

Or that the wrong person uzed it first.

As a white guy who had long hair in his Twenties, I can sympathize. People were always wanting to touch my hair, usually they asked and usually they were cute girls, though. but having someone just randomly grabbing your hair to feel it is creepy feeling.

Fighting the white walkers? Throw a Phoenix Down at them, Insta-kill.

Billy west is a hero

I’m hoping the title of the movie is” All the President’s Morons”. Seriously the few competent(but probably evil) people have run around trying to undo all the crazy shit the rest of these nitwits perpetrate.