Those gardening photos look posed as hell. She doesn’t want get any dirt on her, that’s for the commoners. Wanna take bets that watering can is empty?

My religion says that I have the right to slap those who offend me with a fish of size and weight equivalent to the amount I feel offended.

So, if they can get 10 unpaid minutes a day out of an employee: 10* 5 days *52 weeks =2600 / 60 =over 43 hours a year free labor. So basically they got a free weeks out of every person who put up with this. Ugh.

How about the reason being, ”none your damn business.” Seriously, she is taking medicine prescribed by a doctor. Unless there is some drug interaction that the doctor overlooked, just fill the prescription.

He played Droopy Dog in the live-action remake, right?

Unless you are a talking banana. Nothing destroys the talking banana, it will arise more powerful.

I’m shocked...

That’s a mega-elixir, regular elixir only restores 10-25%. Mega elixir can only be obtained by winning boss battles, so go fight Paul Ryan, Donald Trump, or any CEO, to obtain one.

Wonder bread slathered in ketchup, with a Kraft single on top, microwaved for 15 seconds.  = pizza

Or do stupid ass vandalism like round-uping their yard late at night (bonus(?) Points for writing racist shit in lawn)

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

Yeah, he's more of a cake man.

Tactical pants are those pants with a zipper at each knee that allow them to become shorts, right? I mean, it is summer, DC is hot and muggy, for what I've been told. He's just getting prepared for any situation.

When I was a teenager, we were finishing up some yard work in the front yard during the start of a thunder storm. I looked up at the trees behind our house and neighbors just in time to see the neighbors tree get struck by lightning. I had an after image of that strike for the rest of the day and was definitely a…

Take one can of chicken broth, add to thousand gallon tank of water, bottle resulting mix, and sell for 4.99/liter, then just let then money roll in.

The whole thing about making the janitors wait for the chef to approve their work is bullshit, too. If it isn’t good enough, write them a fucking note for the next time, telling them what they missed. If it’s a constant issue, tell their managers. Janitors have lives of their own. I can guarantee you they would rather…

Yeah, it would be like getting struck by lightning while golfing. If the course offered free games for life, I’d take them up on it. I would watch the weather report real closely on those days, though.

Making corporations accountable for shady practices of subcontractors and their subcontractors is a good thing. Otherwise corporation A can say,” oh no we didn’t do that, it was Corp B,” and Corp B will say the same about Corp C. Until you get down to last rung, who mysteriously has no money and is a ready sacrificial…

I saw Jake Busey(Gary’s son), on a bad day. But frankly Eric looks like Gary Busey’s son, so i’m with you.

Honestly, why is rhode island a state? I looked it up, King county in Washington is both bigger in size and population. So what is nominally a county gets 2 Senate seats?