Come on! That is clearly a monkey. You can tell cause his clothes fit him better than Trump’s clothes ever have fit him.

Also avoid Steven Seagal

No, with Charlie Sheen on set that wasn’t enough cocaine

She’s the mom that when taking her kid to a birthday party won’t let them get in the bouncy castle e cause they might hurt themselves. She vocally says this to let the others mothers know that they are bad parents.

That suit looks like it needs to be inflated. Maybe he bought it thinking he’d be gaining some weight.

Mine is that, in Hondas, the sound for either open doors or key in ignition, is Morse code for H

That last npc is a real drag to be around, I bet.

To be fair to Mr Howard, children can’t keep a secret to save their lives. Give it a day after tellijg the kid that elder scroll IV will have unicorns and that shit will up on the internet.

For some reason I never had a problem with bears in far cry, but tigers, they knew when I was looking down the scope of a sniper rifle and proceeded to sneak up on me and eat my face.

Man I really man to play far cry 5, but can’t afford it. I put an insane amount of time into 3 and 4, and this just looks to have taken all the good things and improved them.

Kick Spirit are more annoying than dangerous. They kick you when you are not looking. They are drawn to wizards, artificers, and nerds. Their kicks do no actual damage,but only serve as a distraction.

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

I can’t remember which sci-fi/fantasy bad guy said it but,” Order is everything staying in its proper place, unmoving. Chaos is motion.” And since motion is energy... Trump isn’t exactly wrong.

Is it just me or does the head Nazi look a bit like Jeff Sessions?

Himself

They’ll be billed as .50 cal, but will actually be .22.

Exactly, he failed at just about everything ’Muricans love. Shit, he just needs to fail at selling us guns to be complete. Trump brand guns, coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you.

That cop stopped you from dying of dysentery, he saved your life!

Good catch! I’d expect a empire insignia instead.

Watch, Trump will pardon him and make him head of the FDA. I say this cause having a punchable face is almost a requirement for being a Trump nominee.