Tucker Carlson would see a vagina and just do that trademarked baffled dog look of his.

Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is muttering about someone stealing his stapler and burning the place down.

“ In god we trust” is not the national motto, that’s “e pluribis unum”.In god we trust” only started appearing on paper money in the 1950's, I believe due to fight communism(It did appear on coins before that). Same as added the “under god” to the pledge of allegiance.

Not quite as good but it will do.

Somewhere, Jack Thompson is dusting off his anti video games material...

It is not gold sharpie though. Which is his preferred color, because of course it is.

Homer Simpson : 2020!

Mr. Eiding, do it as Septimus Signus, please.

Maybe if Jews stopped comparing Christianity to New Coke, Christians would like them more.

Dow Jones down over 1000 points today. Curse that Obama!!!

I swear, when I find the time traveler who did this, I’m going to punch their grandfathers in the balls so hard...

I think the salami and cheese was a reference to Dave Neihaus’ radio announcing for the Marniers. The style of the whole thing reminded me of that.

Poppyseed dressing on a Caesar salad? Next thing you know these weasels will be putting ranch on a Rueben sandwich.

It was found for emperor and used to clone Luke. Clone name Luuke. But then someone when back in the past and erased that timeline. So, uh, it got chucked into a bin.

I always found the essence rules in shadowing to be one of the better balancing mechanics in a rpg.

Hey! That squirrel is just checking the wiring, it has a tiny work order in its truck.

Ikea is into some freaky shit.*

Also he looks like the raised corpse of Jason Statham, after he died of starvation.

I bought assassins creed on Thursday for 44. Luckily it hadn’t shipped yet so I canceled that order and re bought it. Thanks

I bought assassins creed on Thursday for 44. Luckily it hadn’t shipped yet so I canceled that order and re bought…

I watched the entire Inhumans run, and to me it seemed like a two episode pilot that got stretched out to eight episodes. The pace was super slow.