Mom Likes it Kinky?

Trump’s generals: General Incompetence and General Apathy

Ted Cruz will flip to yes, cause he’s a slippery fuck. He’s basically a hagfish wearing a human skin.

Don’t feed the yao gaui!!

Jeez ,if you want to do that, call Fappr. The taxi alternative for people who want to get their freak-on on the go.

I always say it peni. Like the plural of cactus is cacti, the plural of penis should be peni.

Whiskey

Well, they fit before he was so full of shit.

There’s private park right off I-5 in Washington state. Jefferson Davis park, named after the confederate president.

Sodium is violently reactive with water.

Here, just play this.

How long til Torchinsky from Jalopnik picks up on this and says real cars should be built like this.

If a married couple and an anti-married couple bump into each in the streets, does society explode? Is that what they fear. Some sort of matter/antimatter reaction.

Too bad we don’t have smell-o-vision. We’re missing out on the Aroma of Tacoma.

Please let boneitis take him. Especially since its a pre-existing condition.

Alaska is the northeast? Are my maps wrong like they were when I was a kid and it showed Africa being smaller then Greenland?

I remember a cartoon( I want say the ghostbusters one).

Yeah, I have a feeling Jeff is a robophobe.

.In other news, “Jeff Sessions Fired by Trump” will be a front page headline in the not-to0-distant future.

Shaun!