Just stay away from Hope county,bicycle man. The locals are a weird sort.

And “Dog’s Purpose” director Lasse Hallström’s earlier movie, “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale,” was popular with customers of Alibaba’s on-demand video service.

Just don’t leave your emergency cash in a breakable pot.

Missing in this and every other Bay transformer movie:

Do the cars poop?

Was Barron replaced with a young Michael Cera?

That quote. Hahaha hahaha.

All US Attorneys work for and at the pleasure of POTUS

Conversation therapy is for people who are awkward at normal conversation. Example:

Wait! Is Ted Cruz just one kid standing on another’s shoulders?

That’s what you get when you fill your tires with propane.

Trump’s tanning bed on the Fritz?

“A New Foundation for American Greatness.” = ANFAG.

Whoever has the black-hole generator has poor aim and timing. Keep trying friend. You’ll get it right.

That’s 600k a month(7.2 mil/year)! This isn’t close to a punishment. $50 is .0000069% of his yearly earnings. I really hope she uses him, cause this asshole whole deserves it.

In March, pirates demanded a similar ransom for Boss Baby. The ransom was paid, but it led investigators to the alleged culprits.

Yeah, cause the Robin was known for its stability. Wait, no it’s the other thing, being as liable to tip over as a drunken frat boy.

 Damn Dodge Dealers Doing Dodgey Demon Deals: Depart! Don’t Deposit Dinero!

Just what i was thinking. Stef better watch out. Muscling in on Torch’s territory is what dangerous game. The man is unhinged, just read his pixar theories.

Roundabouts absolutely baffle most North Americans. Either they a) treat it like a 4 way stop. b) try to go clockwise on then instead of counter clockwise. Or c) just go right thru, not bother to check for other traffic.