omg I’m absolutely using cookie monster for the art next time I write about this

You know. The way you tell a story.

What do you mean I’m funny?

You’re a funny guy.

Elon forgot to pay Space Rent

Great to see that Elon puts the same levels of quality in his satellite operations as in his Teslas.

Other stuff exists is not a valid argument. Unlike automobiles, they prevent pedestrians from navigating safely. They’re an absolute menace. Dodging idiots riding those things on the busy sidewalks of San Diego is something I do not miss. At least cars require a license and some amount of training.

Good for them. In Montréal we got rid of this shit after a one year trial.

Good for the frenchies. I wish there’d be an election over this where I live too, but cities unfortunately lack the legal power to ban such things over here.

a legitimate cryptocurrency

Also, laundering a sleeping mask is SO much easier than laundering those heavy curtains. Adding those curtains to your room is a nightmare for anyone with dust allergies.

Better than blackout curtains is a sleeping mask, because you can take it with you when you travel, use it in hotels, on the plane, etc., etc. Sleeping masks are reasonably inexpensive in the travel sections of major stores or in specialty luggage stores.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think about wine pairings.”

I’m reminded of all the assholes

Pound sand hater. I am an ACTUAL TEACHER!! and I have been an online public school teacher for 15 years and know first hand that online asynchronous school works great for a significant number of students and has in our district since 2005. You are forgetting about those kids that cannot or will not walk into a…

People need to quit talking about this in absolutes. Not every job can be remote, like teaching, and not every job needs to plant your ass in a seat in an awful office. Almost like there’s nuance. 

Welcome to Daystrom, take a left past the hall of cursed masks and keep going until you hit the Malevolent Sentient space probes, second right and that’s the bathroom. If you see Q’s son, anything that looks like 8472 or start to phase in and out of this dimension, you’ve gone too far. Stop by the gift shop on your…

OK, I was seriously nervous about Brent Spiner coming back as Lore (as the trailer hinted), but I like what they did here. I also like that they haven’t just ignored Picard’s biological death in season 1. A lot of people (myself included) assumed at the time that his death would be handwaived, but it looks like it…

You can do it the day before. Or if your oven has a timer function you can throw them in there in the morning and have them be ready when you get home.