A 70-slide slideshow, get stuffed y’all.

“Marty! Kundun!! ... I liked it!” -- Christopher Molitsanti

That is a fantastic story. I have no idea why I forgot about it! Time for a reread, thanks.

With all due respect… get fucking stuffed.

SFF/horror author Sam J. Miller wrote a short story that he described as “my fanfic sequel” to “The Thing,” and in it he knows who is and isn’t a Thing. It’s called “Things With Beards.”

If that’s the kind of VR you want, have fun with it.

Yeah, because we really need leg tracking to stand there jumping like an idiot (aka, like Zuck).

Y’know, most of my actual life leg movement could be handled by standard animations.

The scene in Mark’s bedroom with Danny Glick floating outside his upper-story window was absolutely terrifying in the novel and wonderfully rendered in the TV movie.

Legs were included in Second Life’s metaverse right out of the gate 20 years ago. Oh Zuck, you innovator you.

Musk is not an engineer, has never studied to be an engineer, is not certified as an engineer, is not an engineer, and will never be an engineer.

It’s the only way to be sure.

Pull my fingers.

I hope he ends up having to sell Twitter for a fraction of a cent on the dollar, along the lines of Yahoo buying Tumblr for $1 billion and selling it for $3 million.

The city inspector needs to return, accompanied by police to arrest anyone who prevents the city inspector from fulfilling their official duties.

The Command Z trailer! AKA, “Sir Not Appearing In This Article.”

Can you say, “David Zaslav desperation?” He is apparently unaware that NFTs aren’t a thing anymore.

On Facebook (where I still am, ugh) ALL I WANT TO SEE ARE MY FRIENDS. One thing I do not want to see is stupid 10 second videos from strangers. However, since I cannot remove the “reels” from coming up in my feed at leastI seem to have been able to train FB into only showing me reels of adorable Siberian Huskies.…

Please go back to your misanthropic cave and don’t presume to speak for anyone other than yourself.

California has 27,000,000 acres of cropland. I think we can spare the 300,000 acres for pistachios, which are a nutritious food full of fiber, unsaturated fats, potassium and antioxidants.

There were people at my old job that used to like to go to Ed Debevic’s for lunch. Two visits and I started declining invites to go there. I don’t need that shit, I’ve got to deal with enough rude people without paying someone to be rude.