Yeah, I had a “tea jar” spigot get really really nasty and ended up throwing the whole thing away. Now I have a compact cuboid shaped glass pitcher with a spout that fits into the fridge nicely and is perfect for cold brew tea.

Those “breakfast tacos” look like a clicker’s face from “The Last of Us.”

lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers

If you haven’t been refrigerated then yes, you are, and I won’t eat you once you’ve been sitting out for a cumulative total of four hours.

The pilot was the owner of the company who took their million dollars and then likely got them killed.

At the Cruel World Festival a few weeks ago beers were $19, which I think was a record for us.

And I’m actually not going to miss the screeching bullshit of drunken assholes at shows, many of which were ruined for me by people’s shitty behavior.

“We Must Give Up All Our Rights Because 9/11!!”, Chapter Umpty-Ump.

What, nobody’s mentioned the “Malcolm in the Middle” sequel scene he’s already made?!

Verily I say unto thee, goeth forth and fucketh thyself with great vigor.

Some of those commenters had 150K followers.

If you’re a book collector, Folio Society editions are worth it.

The time setting of the original novels, as much as I enjoyed them, are problematic in their racism and sexism (especially in the second novel -- but the other aspects of which when they settle on the new planet and explore the cities of the people that had lived there I very much enjoyed).

The historic Eagle Theatre (which opened under the name of the Yosemite Theatre in 1929) in the Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles is currently undergoing state-of-the-art renovation by the Vidiots Foundation, opening (we hope!) by the summer. Adding insult to injury the space was operated by some freaky-deaky…

I wish your former landlord unending personal and financial misery for the rest of his life.

Since when are banana peels edible? They’re incredibly astringent and taste nasty. (Sure, “edible” as in “won’t kill you” but not edible as “anything I’d want to eat anytime soon.”)

The man who shot him is a dangerous lunatic (and there are FAR too many of these lunatics walking around with guns in this country), but Tanner Cook is an idiot.

I’m old enough to remember when Hubig’s had baked whole pies available. Sigh.

I’m thinking the best way is going to be to buy a waffle maker that has removable plates you can scrub more easily. Or put in the dishwasher (although I don’t think the non-stick surface likes dishwashers, does it?).

THIS! The instant the first photon from the fixin’-to-rise sun strikes my eyelid I wake up, and I do not need to be awake before sunrise. The sleep mask (I prefer the Alaska Bear brand black silk ones) has been a sanity-saver. My Apple Watch wakes me up with the haptic tapping.

I’ll line up for Brontoburgers too.