Incorrect. William is after Charles in the line of succession, then his three children, then Harry, then his son, then Andrew who is currently eighth in line. Anne is fourteenth in line.

It is a majority Trumpist state, solid red, by a factor of over two to one. This queer progressive atheist? Not for ten thousand, not for ten million.

Not for ten thousand. Not for ten million.

All leaf blowers are intrinsically evil, noisy and belching combustion exhaust (use a fucking rake), just as much so as all this auto-play horseshit that literally everyone despises.

All leaf blowers are intrinsically evil, noisy and belching combustion exhaust (use a fucking rake), just as much so…

Oh, do NOT suddenly play the victim.

This: “I have nothing against the LGBT community, I just don’t believe that God wants them to live this way from what I gather from the Bible.” This is the same kind of shit that has been used to attack and oppress me and my community my entire life. Meanwhile, you sit there with a halo over your head being all…

Also, today the Supreme Court is hearing arguments from the Trump administration that could and will quite likely lead to them ruling that I and millions of others can be fired from their jobs for being LGBTQ. I note that you can’t be fired for being a self-righteous Christian proselytizer, and I note that this is…

I’ll thank you to keep your mythology to yourself, and I don’t really give a ripe fuck what you wish or want with regards to your desire to change my beliefs. Also, the Rolling Stones think you’re a self-righteous dick.

There were two Cajun musicians, both men, named Shirley Bergeron and Doris Leon Menard. Doris (who went by “D.L.”) was named so because his mother thought it sounded nice in French.

Also, the plural for Kleenex is “Kleeneces.”

Subway’s food is so vile that I expect this could actually be one of their least offensive offerings, except for the bread of course, every loaf of which is apparently put through a de-flavorizing machine before service.

I note that McDonald’s food would be inedible at the 30-minute mark. Their food seems to me to have a half-life of about four minutes (the point which half of its edibility has vanished).

We have a lemon tree that produces far more than we (and our neighbors) can use, and this is a perfect use for the ones that fall on the ground. Lemon smells nicer than vinegar, too.

Nope. In my city Parking Enforcement would have been there inside of 15 minutes, gleeful as they are to extract their tow-and-ticket revenue from the scofflaw. I would have had my phone out calling them the instant I saw this.

1. His wife doesn’t trust him to be in the company of another woman without trying to fuck her.

Oh sure, but for now I’ll skip the cream. But when I’m 80 ... I’ll have the feckin’ cream.

These days I wish people would keep their supernatural superstitions to themselves and with regard to my and my husband’s lives, and the lives of our entire community, to mind their own fucking business, quite honestly.

I stopped reading when you said “God.”

I’m not sure if I’ll go quite that far (it’s an expensive habit), but I’m surely going to stay tipsy all day, like the Queen Mother did. I might just be a lady and wait until the chimes of noon for my first gin & Dubonnet, though.

Dear James Fields: Die in prison, motherfucker.