It seems that a simple “Um, could you not do that in here, please?” would suffice, no?

Really, y’all? I want garlic-scented cologne! (*rubs a clove of garlic behind each ear*)

Garlic powder is shite when compared to fresh garlic, which is one of the world’s great flavors. Smash the clove flat with a big knife, pick up the peel, rock the knife back and forth for ten seconds, CHOPPED.

*looks at the video of the actual ride*

I fucking despise cops.

 And radar locks onto ... lens flares?

Because battered and deep-fried food is unhealthy. It’s a sometimes food, not a staple.

He wouldn’t have agreed to participate if it did. He was impressed by the quality of the ideas, which is why he signed on. Plus Michael Chabon is one of the writers!

Why did I get the impression that it was set in 2402 (making Picard 97)? I must have read that somewhere. Gotta go look it up again!

Even older than that!

But they’re battered and deep-fried, and this is a problem.

So, Daenerys’ husband and his cohorts raped and pillaged their way through Mirri Maz Duur’s village, raped her multiple times, burned the temple to her gods, killed everyone she loved, and when Daenerys “saves” her by making her a slave Mirri gets her revenge by poisoning the Khal who did this to her people, then…

Gram for gram, the Impossible Burger (last time I tried it) actually had more saturated fat than a beef burger, thanks to the coconut oil they use for mouthfeel. I’ve heard that there’s now Impossible Burger 2.0 that has somewhat less sat fat, but I haven’t seen it or tried it.

I’m not the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, and I know what a fucking REO is.

What the fuck is it with kids and chicken nuggets? I DON’T GET IT. (I don’t have kids, so maybe I’ll never understand.)

However, “It’s called A Song of Ice and Fire” took me out of the story, and reminded me of the forehead-slapping line of dialogue in Star Trek: First Contact — “So you’re all astronauts ... on some kind of star trek,” (Sigh.) 

“Dragons are intelligent, more intelligent than men according to some Maesters. They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies.”―Tyrion Lannister

Yep, number one — our family had an official Vomit Pot throughout my entire life at home and those of my two siblings. When I was little and suddenly said to my parents that my tummy hurt and I started making gagging noises, Mom grabbed a heavy pot out of the kitchen and managed to get it under me just before I…

Me too, but maybe he put too much red pepper on his noodles the night before. *shrug*

Um, every other show that’s been backed up on our DVR and streaming list for the past two years?