Every party has a party pooper.

SHE EVEN ELIMINATED THE BA DEE YAH

I wish this was Reddit so I could downvote that post.

The National Review has determined that it’s an “ethical” way to kill someone. Well, that makes me feel EVER so much better.

Aah, never saw that one! *adds to queue*

The Milkshake Duck wastes no time these days.

Well ... THEN who are they going to eat?!

Indeed, Theodore Sturgeon’s sf has been described as humanistic, in that he focused on the people and the characters and not so much on the hard science. That said, it was still there — I like his personal definition of science fiction: “A science fiction story is a story built around human beings, with a human…

That .0001% are the “sovereign citizens” (although it’s probably a higher percentage).

One does not simply recast Jonathan Harris.

“Man, I ain’t pickin’ up these crazy motherfuckers ...”

Never thought I’d rather hear Roseanne Barr sing it again.

Next time get your coffee and doughnuts at Morning Call in City Park. Quieter, beautiful setting, and I think the beignets are better there.

Also, get a hot sausage po-boy with cheese (dressed) at Gene’s Po-Boys on St. Claude and Elysian Fields. Their other offerings are meh, but that hot sausage po-boy is The Greatest Sandwich In This Universe And All Other Possible Multiverses.

I once recommended Tip’s to someone who was visiting the city when I wasn’t there with him. He and his lady friend decided to walk there from the Quarter, along Tchoupitoulas. They were about a third of the way there when a cab pulled over, rolled down the window and asked what the hell they were doing. “We’re walking…

“Yeah brah, dey got two speeds in dis city — slow, an’ STOP.”
— from an old Bunny Matthews cartoon

Pfft. Palm Treo is the true smartphone. It’s great - I don’t have to carry my Pilot anymore!

Nope. The origin is 17th-Century French.

Panda Express > Olive Garden

I have never at any point in my life found the rubbery, overly-salty goo that is surimi to be superior to crabmeat in any way.