Disgusting. Life is too short to eat bad food, and that’s why I don’t eat at Subway.

If I come to your house I will bring whiskey (or the booze of your choice), and will promise not to have trodden upon any type of animal poo before entering, and wipe my feet thoroughly. I won't be offended if you mop. :)

I didn't mean to get aggressive toward you (sorry). I'm just tired of people telling me to take my shoes off and being tweaked and and barely-restrained inhospitable when I tell them I can't, which has happened to me far too many times. I think people really need to relax about the no-shoes thing, or else keep a stash…

Thank you for your unilateral rule that an entire thread must be read before someone is allowed to respond to your first comment.

It's a big deal because I have fucked up feet and ankles on which I've had surgery, and I wear medically prescribed orthotics, and if you make me take my shoes off in your house and stand around in my sock feet I will be in excruciating pain in less than 10 minutes. That's why I have to keep my shoes on in your house,…

Oh, you're sure? Because ... you're omnipresent? Or are you just a telepath?

We found everyone in New York to be very nice and friendly, and the only person who was "brusque" to me was a guy who made a comment when I stopped on the sidewalk to answer a text. I thought I had done the right thing by standing in the middle between the two columns of opposite direction pedestrian traffic but I was…

My reply to that dude: "Well Dorothy, you're not in Kansas anymore." BAM! *drops mic*

"You see son? THIS is why you should stay in school." In my inner fantasy, had that been me, I would have wanted to say, "Actually sir, I just graduated from school with a bachelor's degree in neuroscience and I start pharmacy school in the fall. I took this job to make a little extra money before then." (*turn to the…

That would be ... um, no place.

I may have created a monster. <voice="Homer Simpson">*drool* Mmmmmm ... cajeeeeetaaaaaa ...</voice> That shit's addictive.

Me:

Steamed meat? BLECCHH! Have they never heard of the Maillard reaction?

Even better (since you're in LA) — warm flour tortilla spread with peanut butter and cajeta (goat's milk caramel). Heaven. The typical brand is Coronado.

11) Don't live where it snows. (Sorry.)

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They got rid of the sidebar in iTunes? Oh, I only use this EVERY SINGLE DAY.

No, but you should be putting ice in your Old Fashioneds, or any number of other cocktails that work well on a single big rock or sphere. Unless you're pretending it's the early 19th century and ice is not readily available.

No, but you should be putting ice in your Old Fashioneds, or any number of other cocktails that work well on a…

Gods, I wish we could have themes in iOS and get rid of that stark WHITE WHITE WHITE everywhere. And that horrendous white-text-on-bright-blue-or-green-background foisted upon us with iMessage. This is something Android certainly has over iOS.

(To head off comments at the pass, I'm a Mac user heavily invested in the…

"One of the very worst people walking this earth"? How many people has he tortured and killed? #bitofhyperbolethere