Never forget.

This is some ridiculous white-knighting bullshit.

Dude she doesn't know what she's talking about, don't worry. She won't ever have to make that financial commitment and go through that decision make process to the degree we do. Naturally it's easier to just sit there and say what we should do when she won't have to ever actually put her money where her mouth is and…

HAH I like the passive-aggressive "you don't get it" followed by "don't get ugly."

i tend to agree. i never quite understood why people feel like they should be able to pick what ring their future wife will want to wear for the rest of her life. if youre thinking of getting a ring, presumably youve talked about getting married and she has a decent idea that youre going to ask in the relative future,…

You must be 20-ish, you don't get it.

There is nothing "old school" about it. Granted, girls like to be surprised. But when you spend $5,000-$10,000, you don't want to be wrong.

No, no, no. If you have had the conversation about getting married (which you should, don't just ask out of the blue), ask her what she likes. It ensures that 1) she says yes and 2) she gets what she wants. Why disappoint her?

You dumbass, we're not making fun of him for getting hurt. We're making fun of him because he keeps telling you and warning you all that he's a broken man (kid's high school graduation talk ring a bell?). But all of you want to give in to that ESPN talk of "EXPLOSIVENESS IS BACK" and then you all think you've been…

"May Be Out For Season"...

he rushed her to the hospital.

Poor guy, but he should've known every match against Chelsea comes with a Hazard.

Thousands of other people somehow manage to help other people, children even, without issuing a press release telling the world how good they are. Not that I'm questioning their motives, not at all.

I loved your Master's thesis you wrote at Penn St., "Mussolini: He Made the Trains Run on Time."

Under Chip Kelly even the team calendars are more offensive.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

"Jon Stewart Should Run For Office!"

"Never played the game" is the absolute stupidest logical fallacy made in sports.

Yeah, crazy bloggers believing that using math to quantify values could be useful. What a bunch of kooks! Why don't they just use their gut feelings and personal biases?!?

"make the news fun"