pretending Jaylen Brown is so much better a prize than what was being offered that this fucking farce of a stretch run is totally worth it

The tragedy of LeBron not getting to select his teammates via his own agent continues unabated.

There are some really interesting parallels with the Houston/CP3 trade here. “Cranky and ball-dominant” describes both ex-Clipper guards and neither one is demonstrably better at running an offense than the guys they joined up with.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

I liked this material better when George Carlin did it, 35 years ago.

uh.. i mean i haven’t heard their other stuff but this track seems as original as a weird al song.

It has been around for a long, long time. White People are catching up with it, I guess, if they haven’t already.

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In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT

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You’re a former resident of Philadelphia burning in hell?

Paul Pierce is a bit unclear on how a best-of-seven series works.

“Jalen is the fan-favorite NBA analyst”?

that was a decent amount of effort for something without a punchline

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

It worked for Delonte West tho...

THIS IS THE GREATEST DL MOVE IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL!

Ok if that’s youre choice Waino then get out. You’ve been awful for years now anyway but no one has said anything. You don't deserve the best fans in baseball you trader