Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

"You soft motherfucker. Bitch ass nigga."

this is some good-ass kinja

His son also said his father knows how serious this is, remarking that he'd probably only score 25 goals if he came back to the NHL today.

Well, what do you expect them to do to keep Saban around? They had already offered to buy him the second nicest house in the state and were refused, even after they had the wheels removed.

You made a "right way" reference, and did an "im not a cards fan" thing, and think others need to be decent?

When it comes to being the moral compass of Kinja you sure know how to do it the right way. And by "the right way" I mean you know how to hoard all of the attention by telling others how they shouldn't seek to hoard attention.

Best drunk drivers in baseball.

that comment was made the right way.

"Be decent human beings".

This is a legitimately sad event, but your first reaction was to play the moral police and tell people on a routinely crass message board how to react. You know the crowd on here, but you swooped in to make judgement BEFORE anyone even said anything.

What about driving the right way?

Are we sure Tony La Russa wasn't driving?

We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

Once? What the fuck are you talking about? The university sheltered a serial rapist for over a decade despite being made aware of it numerous times. If that is how you understand the word once then I would be horrified to see what you would view as a couple times.

By the same logic, Heydrich, Mengele, Goering, Himmler, and Goebbels dropped the ball, and the collective of one of the best nation-states had nothing to do with it.

You'd expect more of a reaction from the sideline; however, the entire Penn State coaching staff was caught looking the other way. Bad judgement on their part, especially during such an obvious infraction. Still doesn't seem fair to punish the players though.

Refs must have been honoring JoePa...

Not surprising since people have a tendency to look the other way on the PSU campus