- "I don't think he's black enough."

Seahawks (and their fans) complaining about the refs? No, say it ain't so. I, for one, am shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

Pete Carroll could not be reached for comment, despite several requests made through the comments section of infowars.com.

In Philadelphia, it's just called a shower.

Philly Fan 1: Dude, let's throw trash at this Giants fan.

Come to Deadspin for cocktails and head to Jezebel for cock tales

Random fact - the sample was figured out only a few years ago.

Stan.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

Both of the attackers, who are brothers, have extensive rap sheets, and are facing felony assault charges.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

By far the worst ranking of anything that's ever been posted to this site. Easily. It's not close.

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"They argue for a bit about who would and would not whip whose ass."

Best Klans In Baseball

Maybe if Cardinals fans weren't such dipshits about the Cardinal Way, people would stop making the jokes. Fuck the Cardinals.

"There's no question about it," A's owner Charles O. Finley intones at one point. "It's the worst thing that has ever happened to baseball."

That guy Jon Hamm? Yeah, we're sorry for raising him here and sending him out into the world for your entertainment delight.