I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.

While Damon is a fan of Renaissance art, former teammate Curt Schilling relates much better to the baroque period.

This guy also has dual citizenship with Jortlandia

You still wear a Livestrong bracelet I see.

So Babe Ruth operating on nothing more than beer, hot dogs, cigars, dames and syphilis yet hitting more HRs/year than entire teams is somehow behind this Miracle of Modern Pharmaceuticals?? Puulleease..

omg totally agree, women never marry their abusers that's why the word "wifebeater" is so wierd

Ok so this guy is an idiot and the "gutless bitch" thing is....weirdly hostile and just all around bad.

You do realize I am sitting at my desk at work literally laughing out loud hysterically at that, which is what my post is referencing here?

The most

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

Offered sheets seem specially designed to create bad blood.

"So, what, are you just going to shit all over Denver today?"

Oh, he's got a partially torn ACL? That's probably better than having a Strain, because that would apparently mean a little worm would be crawling out of his eye. (Which, I might add, is a totally cool thing to have anchored on a page so that I can never actually get the fuck away from it while I'm reading a story,…

Their research was actually an offshoot of their Cardinals fandom. They wanted to make sure people were fucking THE RIGHT WAY.

Amazing. Even the comments about a Yankees-Red Sox game are unbearably long.

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

That Leinenkugel stuff is an abomination. Mediocre beer with some citrus Kool-Aid powder stirred in.