Rooney bears a resemblance to Shrek physically, and in that he was good once, but each successive time he performs, he gets worse and worse.

This brings me so much joy because the level of smugness the English can generate could power half of California.

We have a hockey team?

I also refuse to host Golden State Warriors away games at the Staples Center, as it is within my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to refuse the quartering of soldiers during peacetime.

Whoa, they repopulated to that many?

The Californian tribe wouldn't say how much the airtime cost, only that it's a "significant investment."

I don't think that Redskins fans are getting enough credit in terms of their understanding of Native American history. If there's one group that understands the tragedy of Wounded Knee, it's guys who bought an RGIII jersey.

He looks like an absolute idiot, and if he had any taste he wouldn't be in a glorified bar band.

Yup. They did that, and now look at them: they're still an absolutely shitty band.

This place has no class! Shouts the man in the back of a Greyhound bus.

I'm going to go find a neighborhood in Lafayette where I would buy a house, raise a family, and would be a nice place to live.

As a huge Browns fan, I can relate. Last year, I proposed to my girlfriend outside of destitute, shit-stained junkyard when all of a sudden, a boorish, ash covered creature crawled out from under his cardboard box. "Congratulations, I hope it turns out for the best," he said in passing. What an experience. Though she…

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

LeBron also planned to see The Fault in Our Stars, but he was not really in the mood to watch a replay of the 2011 NBA Finals.

the Oriole Way.

If you're over 15 years old you ought to be embarrassed.

I didn't know my eyes could roll this far back in my head.

"Different day, different ass, different tits"

The hard part is keeping his wife from finding out that they're in an open relationship. Everything else is easy.