I have broken not one, but three wine glasses in my tub. Each time, I fished out the pieces and continued my bath—which then included the spilled wine—feeling like motherfucking Dionysus. Team Tub Drinking forever.

I AM SO IN. I'm serious. COMPLETELY IN. 100%. swear to god. gonna do it. Like, really.

I'd wolf down several pot brownies and pray for Yoda and Groot to take me away to Gondor on their Firebolt.

I went to Peru on a school trip a few years back and warned my professor I'm kind of a nervous wreck when it comes to flying, and as soon as I got on the plane (a few months after this conversation mind you) he flagged down someone and was like "this girl needs a glass of wine right now". Best professor ever.

We are a family of Indian immigrants, so we enjoy Thanksgiving way more than most American families do. My uncle gets really excited and gifts us with matching ugly sweaters and my mother finds new ways to fuck up the turkey every year. We sing karaoke and finally order pizza and do drunk dancing. its tight shit yo

"Pussy farts, the Musical!"

I have a feeling it's not the first time for the one on the left...she knows too much. ;) And that middle one is Towelie personified.

"I could go iron now. For days. I love to iron."

HA!

I bet he really hates gays. Especially the taut, supple, husky bruts that massages him at that grimy parlor behind the strip mall.

Theeeeey're heeeeeeeereeeee...

Miss Marpud? Hercule Peerot? Jim Cockford? Jessica Pecker? Remington Steele (needed no changing...) ?

Cosmonaut fell from space. Everything else had burned up on reentry.

"And that's what street harassment as a trans woman is like for me. And probably for you, if you're a woman, transgender or cisgender."

omg

I feel the need to point out that trans women suffer so much violence for not only being women but also when they get "found out" and they get additional transphobia lumped on top. I'm cis and my sister is trans and I worry so much more for her safety than me own.

More importantly the author went out of her way to…

First, I adore your user name. I have an anecdote too about obnoxious men being shut down and while it's a funny story, it has genuinely changed the way I feel about and respond to harassment. Growing up and through my twenties I was conventionally attractive but also quite shy, and with a serious case of resting…

I'm sorry for the harassment and awful treatment you've been subject to over the years and the course of this story. Hopefully my brief anecdote will afford you a smile.

"this man is not doing anything that jesus asked him to"