This is some North Korean, dictator-type shit.

I live in a very conservative suburb of Chicago. Imagine my delighted surprise to see 200+ women, young girls and some men (my hubby included ❤) at the station this morning headed to the march. Several packed trains passed us by.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

I really really really fucking really really really want to go to this wedding. There should probably be a “tiny house” involved too, don’t you think?

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

It was. It was called Moon and directed by David Bowie’s son! It’s less horror film and more “what counts as murder,” but it’s great! See it if you haven’t.

Yes, this. Where we START with J Law waking up, and then later when he’s revealed to be behind it, we see a montage of Pratt’s time alone. She’s then creeped out, and never stops being creeped out.

All the people could be woken up by an alien parasite that makes them into Space Zombies.

Yes! An Event Horizon sequel!

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

Well, since he will be the most physically fit person ever to hold the office, I predict he’ll get even more fit and become a fitness singularity that consumes the entire CrossFittiverse in an explosion of vanity and ankle sprains.

As his waistline expands, he’ll make them even less fitted, hoping it hides the fact that he’s blowing up like Violet Beauregard.

least not forget not impeaching him, so that pence doesn’t take head office. I’m not really a conspiracy guy. but I want to believe the GOP will impeach him to get the real president they want in office, without having him be elected.

He’s going to look like a Macy’s Balloon by January. Bring on the Taft Bathtub.

“We’re looking into this- this hurricane thing. It’s a very complex issue. I have always been against hurricanes, even when the New York Times lied and said differently. But we’re looking into it, and I can promise there will be no more hurricanes.”

You think most of the military didn’t vote for him?

I’m holding out hope for a military coup. A fucking military coup is the best I can hope for at this point.

People who use salt before tasting food are the WORST. Ok, second worst. Some people defile your meal with ketchup or hot sauce before tasting it.

Nope, skip he bread and pan fry your stuffing into patties for bread. Utilize that whole Thanksgiving meal in one bite!