I’m with you but I keep just the landing strip. Boyfriend grows hair like it’s his job so he doesn’t have too much input. I did stop shaving my legs last summer though. I’ve never looked back.

Hit me up if you need a bassist \m/

Eeewwwww...

Well there’s 2 known Trump supporters I work with so you can get an idea of what the political environment is like.

Ah. I see what you’re saying. I had a nightmare last night about having a baby so it’s definitely something I think about. I would literally rather lose a finger at this point in my life than have a baby.

I’m a well off white woman and a pregnancy would really fuck me over. You don’t see too many pregnant mechanics out there.

I hope you meant give because I wouldn’t want anything to do with that quarter after he was done with it

That is an excellent use of Violet Beauregard as a verb. A+

Does that make you the pest then?

Good thing she’s not trying to bone you, bro

Fuck that’s way scarier than any ghost story I’ve ever heard. Buh.

There’s a burger place near where my boyfriend lives that we go to all the time with an “adventurous eaters” section. There’s a burger called The Donnegal with cheddar, peanut butter, and strawberry jam, with bacon as an option. I’ve never eaten it because it sounds super gross but everybody I know who’s tried it is a…

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

I think I just threw up a little bit

It’s all the way in Georgia? Aw man. Looks like I’m due for a road trip.

What is he, some kinda cheese-racist?!

My sister and I each got one with our initials stamped on the corner as a graduation present from a second cousin. They’re bright red and I LOVE mine. I’ll be that girl. No shame.

My boyfriend’s sister just got married and they gave koozies with “Eat, drink, and be married” on one side and the date under their initials on the other. They’re both big Dave Matthews fans. Excellent party favors though. Plus they had a candy bar instead of dessert.

I like chowder. That’s kinda like soup right? Maybe I’m just super picky.

That looks amazing. I don’t even like soup.