Not food related (I hope) but when I was an EMT, there would always be at least one story going around about work partners fucking each other on the bench or the stretcher in the back. I’m sure it’s been somebody’s fantasy but in reality those trucks are so filthy and germy and some of the patients we take are…

THANK YOU!! I have heart eyes forever for male dancers. Especially those in ballet.

Right? All the sanitizing wipes in the world can’t save some things.

I didn’t even recognize her as Elliot. I thought it was a gif from some shitty softcore porn. #themoreyouknow

Did you put your computer or chair into your ears? Some places provide stethescopes but frequently they’re communal. There was one on the ambulance I was assigned to when I was an EMT but you better believe I got my own because I don’t like the idea of shared earwax.

Omg I tried on a leather corset for the first time this weekend and I was so impressed. Those things are amazing.

Where did her belly button go?

I can use mine as a travel pillow if I wear a pushup bra. They’re impractical. And they add 2 sizes I hear? That’d make me a *checks a size chart* 32I. Holy fuck.

I’m a 32G. If I wear a pushup bra I can use them as a travel pillow. I’m already at full boob capacity. I can’t imagine what one of those would do to me.

I think the headline must be referring to a different article because it had little to do with the story.

The only downside to that is you go through Rx’s faster. So like you get them once a month and your pill pack ends up out of sync with your refill schedule.

DAY TWO IS THE WORST

Indian weddings are out of this world! I’m kind of bummed out I can’t have one (unless I marry someone who is Indian of course).

That’s redundant

This is a masterpiece.

I would have left it in the dumpster. But that would get me fired ;)

eeeeeewwwwwwww

I think Scrubs had an episode about her.

Uh I think I was farting in front of my boyfriend before he was even officially mine. But he also doesn’t close the door when he pees and sometimes I’ll use the toilet while he’s brushing his teeth or before we shower or something. So we’re not exactly shy about this stuff. I will never ever fart on him though if I…

I was in a study block in high school and this gross slob in front of me with her butt hanging out of her pants was coughing in a sad attempt to cover up her farts. Which were pointed AT ME. Sometimes you squeeze one out accidentally. Sometimes not.