I figured as much and also wanted to add that the only frosting wirth consuming is cream cheese or butter cream.

Idk what kinda cake you’re eating by if a cake is crusty you probably shouldn’t eat it

Oh yeah me too but that’s like the acceptable kid drink over there. Super tasty.

Nah, son. I’ll have pie before cake any day. Except for Boston Creme. That’s cake that wants to be a pie. It’s got an identity crisis of sorts.

pie>cake

I drink a couple gin n tonics and then just switch to tonic after that. People don’t ask why you stopped drinking and bonus! you’re super hydrated!

OH! And when I was 15 my dad took us all out to Germany for a business trip. Germany has radlers which is kid beers so that was cool too.

I used to help my dad make beer (I was in charge of grain grinding) and my sister and I were allowed to taste what he ordered when we went out and stuff. It was never a big deal for us and we both have a pretty good handle on where the limit is once we got older. My mom also has epilepsy from a drunk driving accident…

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why people get so butthurt and pissed off when a store/bar/whatever asks for ID. I don’t get it at all. I usually don’t even let people ask for mine because I’m a baby-faced 23 YO (like I seriously got asked the other day if I was over 18 before I signed something) and I have…

I get a veggie burger with bacon cilantro and blue cheese whenever I go to B.Goode

I knew a girl who was going though the OB part of nursing school and she actuallly did have to catch a baby. She was “getting Mom into position” and it just popped out!

My boyfriends family LOVES fireball. Like its at every party. His sister is getting a GoPro to put on a handle to pass around to film guests doing shots from the bottle at her wedding. I think it’s the most disgusting liquor in that end of the color spectrum. I can’t figure it out.

Funny story: I was telling my brother how gross I think diet sodas taste (artificial sweeteners give me a killer headache) and I said something about aspartame. He goes, ”you mean ‘a-spart-a-me?” I’m like “no, man it’s as-par-tame”

But what? TW: chicken? TW: grease? TW: the American obesity epidemic?

That’s way more accurate than “sandwich”

I think I just threw up a little bit. I forgot that abomination was a thing. *blrff*

False. Hot buffalo chicken cheese dip is a thing.

Cream cheese and omelets are meant to be together. My cousin made me one with salmon he caught in Alaska. I thought I was gonna die.

Nipple bleaching? Uggghhhh

Uh, when I was an EMT I found out one of my patients had been discharged from the hospital/nursing home/whatever for hospice and his family actually was using bleach to clean him. He was incontinent (as people tend to be in their final years) and they thought that was an appropriate way to clean him up. I guess…