sry i catfished you

Are you sure you're not a robot, AnglKat?

You really can't depend on cats to follow directions, to be quite honest.

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

My Dungeon Master let my barbarian troll (female, chaotic neutral) take five ranks in Nauseating Others. I can almost always roll at least an 18.

I shouldn't have to wipe up your piss for you because you think you're such a special snowflake that you can't touch a public toilet seat.

[waves his micro-penis in swaying approval]

All things considered, it just doesn't seem that weird.

"Hell Motherfucker Yeah" (subtitle: I'd Read That Shit) sounds like an excellent name for a women's mag.

"Women's magazine?" If a regular "women's magazine" had pure espionage, tales of disguise, seduction, and secretly radical social justice, hell motherfucker yeah I'd read that shit.

When it comes to tattoo cover-ups, the winner is "Wino Forever" forever.

My bacon loving, hockey and lax playing, weight lifting, studying to become a heavy equipment mechanic, 6' tall and built like a brick shithouse, baby brother is addicted to pumpkin spice latté. Its like he's on a mission to masculinize it.

I'll go out on a limb here and suggest the proper fall flavor should be apple-cinnamon.

Thank you guys so much...

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

Agreed. My walk home is not the knife game.

And now, welcome to The Knife Game:

Translation: "since we suck at our jobs, we ask that you protect and serve yourself."