seriously you should just stop, you're making us all like, really uncomfortable.

you could make it into a fun game with a bullseye painted on a piece of cardboard.

Is this like the weight version of "I'm not racist, I have black friends?"

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Needs to be a gif.

My comments did not reflect my personal views

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

That's actually a really good idea. Like a flap you could just unbutton between the legs? Lady, you gotta slap a patent and a Kickstarter on that shit.

On the first season of Project Runway, I remember Michael Kors taking someone to town for pockets, and saying that all the women HE knew cut their pockets out because it ruined the line of their clothes. And that is when I found out that Michael Kors did not actually know any real women at all.

This is my face every time I find a dress with good pockets.

Fake pockets are the devil.

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

I hope her response was this: "You forgot 3). We date for a while, things seem like they're going great, we get married, buy a house and have kids. You lose your job and say you want to house-husband for a while, which is fine - I make enough for all of us if we're careful. But when I come home from work the house is…

I guess this guy was trying to be funny, or...?