That's true. They probably saved it for the commercial break when they sat there saying "vagina" and "boobs" over and over while giggling like five-year-olds.

"Tickle His Pickle" was the worst episode of Veggie Tales ever.

It's only been 17 years of marriage so maybe he'll figure out I've feminismed his brains but until he does I'm gonna enjoy the sex ;)

One-sided sex is not good sex. I never understand this idea of making your partner do things to please you all the time, without any talk about how far reciprocation goes. You know when I want to give a blow job? WHEN I AM AROUSED AND EXCITED. You know when I am aroused and excited? WHEN MY PARTNER IS DOING THINGS TO…

I like the cut of your bitch jib. Keep it up.

My husband seems to think it's more a joy than a slog but I guess that's because we have a mature and honest sex life.

No one cares about your boner.

If you think that helping your partner reach orgasm is a "hard slog," then you're a selfish shitty fucking person

Um, if by "shitty" they mean "I know what gets me off and I expect you to do it with enthusiasm if you would also like to orgasm. If you don't like doing that, that's fine, but bye. Hint: it's not your penis," then yeah, I'm shitty as hell. Every. Time.

I laughed so hard at this my pelvic floor exploded.

Maybe I am an anomaly with this, but I hate giving a handjob or blowjob to completion. Yes, it's a turn on for me at first, so it's not like I get nothing out of it, but I get bored way before he comes. Manual and/or oral action as part of foreplay? Yes, all the time. But once I'm turned on, I want PIV, not to…

One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

She gives you sad handjobs because you consider pleasing her sexually to be a slog.

Because if the sex you two are having is bad, it's DEFINITELY her fault. There's no way it could be the guy. Guys are NEVER wrong or bad in bed. It's all that feminism.

I will deconstruct the shit out of this:

Ah Faux "News", where they support the troops!*

however, is that by offending an ally and cheapening her contribution, you are actively hurting the mission.