Ugh I hate the jackhammers. There's never any nice way to tell them.

I rock my birkenstocks with socks for travel and nobody is ever gonna stop me. I will never understand heels on a plane. Never ever.

Oh my god! I was there literally yesterday around 2. I accidentally spent 80 bucks catching up on Neil Gaiman stuff. I don't go there too often, just to binge buy comics occasionally.

New England Comics is an awesome comic shop!! It's one of my favorites.

Hooray! I'm a fair-skinned people! I gave up on being tan a long time ago and embraced the life of SPF liquid shirt and hanging out in the shade. People always ask if I'm Irish and I'm like "nawww how could you tell?"

You've been watching too much Waiting.

Best possible use of the pun husky (pun-sky?)

This is an adventure.

Ugh I was in a McDonald's once and I had to use the bathroom and I found a big ass turd in one of the stalls. Not in the toilet though, that wouldn't have been so bad. It was smeared down the side of the toilet like some greasy poop slug. This thing looked like it had the consistency of bread dough. I decided I didn't…

I had literally never thought about what ejaculation feels like for dudes. I just thought it was part of orgasming. Thanks for explaining it so well, I doubt I would have asked the penis-havers in my life.

Wait, the rapture is still a thing? Didn't they try that already in the 80's and then again around 2012?

What about the teeth though? Are her nipples made of titanium? Sheeit.

Wow I didn't even know that was a thing. I'm equally disturbed and intrigued. This has been a learning experience.

Mouth hug. I love it. Also, woof. Junk-piercing is a special kind of brave. Was it like on the underside? I've seen the barbell right at the penis/balls juncture but what you encountered sounds different.

You're welcome

I mean there's always hair removal options if you really want to wrap your junk in elastic bands but I'm pretty sure most of those are messy or painful or both. Also, hairless junk looks weird.

Forget snapping what about all the hair...

Awwww brb I gotta go smother my cat with hugs

But this is so pretty though. I'd hang that art on my wall.

I don't like hugging strangers or barely known people either. The most useful thing I learned in my self-defense class was how to avoid a hug without embarassing anybody. When they come in for the hug, you take their hands on the outside and step back at the same time while bringing your hands down in front of you. It…