Man I hope so. I haven't gotten to slogging yet but if I can make someone feel better I like to think I've done my job right. I'd love to be a medic some day. They know how to help someone so much more than what I can do now. All I've got to offer is good conversation most days.

Aw thanks. I'm getting all choked up over here.

Yeah I hear only 2 people have died so far but the number of unjured people is over 100. It is awful that this happened but you're right in that if it had to happen, the medic tent is the place to be.

Re: the blue dress. I can't stop looking at it. I want that. I'll find places to wear it.

I think it's basically a french braid but instead of twisting over you twist under. Same as corn rows.

Dude I wish I could say I was one of those heroes but my partner and I didn't get called in for that. I have to be honest here because I would hate to do a disservice to the brave people who did that job but it was all routine transports for me today. I fucking wish I could have helped like that.

Me too. I'm an EMT in the area. I almost lost it when we were doing a call unrelated to the attacks but we were listening to our radio. This hits way too close to home.

There was a 3 year old brought to the children's hospital ER. I can't even...

He's narrating this in my head. With his big nose and ginger mustache. Brilliant.

If someone forced me to go now, that's how I'd get through it. Either that or I'd sleep a lot.

It shouldn't hurt if you do it right.

You tell organized religion to go fuck itself?

I hear they wanted a female to play Ash because they know they couldn't top Bruce Campbell's Ash. It's like they had to change it so it wouldn't look like they were competing with the original. Or something like that.

I still think the mermaids would have been a good one.

I didn't even know kale juice was a thing. It sounds foul.

Man, he's so pretty. I think I'm jealous.

No, it was pee-bees.

I would wear the fuck out of that. Nobody would see it coming.

Rainbow dash looks bored. Or high as shit.

Love it. Stealing this. I'd love to be a robot unicorn.