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Hahaha was this in a diorama contest? That's hilarious.

This is now on my summer bucket list. Thank you. Diabetes here I come!

The cuteness of said bunnies is overshadowed my the deliciousness of Lindt chocolate. Especially when the inside is filled with Nutella.

Maybe like a spray-on acrylic or something? Or maybe there are peeps doctors that cure peeps of marshmellow-related maladies.

I'm team peanut butter on this one. Now Cadbury mini eggs on the other hand, I could probably eat my weight in and still crave them the next day.

I am much more interested in the owner than the pig. Can we have a special on him instead?

Hahaha you made me snort-laugh so that my cat looked at me funny and sauntered off.

I have such an unapologetic crush on Rachel Maddow. She's so damn smart all the time. I wanna go drinking with her or something.

To the internet! Be careful what you search for though.

Medical fun fact: You can fracture your penis despite not having any bone to fracture.

If a guy was having 3-5 wet dreams a night I'd suggest he see a doctor. I don't know how you sleep, but I don't stay up all night staring at mine or my partner's junk, so I guess it would make sense if not everyone has noticed yet.

You're not the only one. Dream Seal has a penis very frequently. If dreaming is anything comparable to real life penis-having, I wouldn't mind having one either. I'm not saying I'd have surgery or anything to change my body so drastically but it was interesting for sure.

You got a boxer/pit mix? I'm so jealous. No words. He must be so freaking cute.

This is me every time. I still haven't learned.

You mean like 7 inch stilettos?

Well come a natural disaster when we can't find clean water, you'll be the suspected sex worker we can all aspire to be.

Pretty sure I've seen this thing in a nightmare or two. It just got significantly less cute for me.

I dunno, have you seen the teeth on these things? It might stand a chance for at least a little while.

There's a woman from the midwest who comes in to the coffee shop I work at and she is one of the most pleasant customers I meet every day. She's always smiling and says thank you and tips really well. I don't know exactly where she's from but it kinda makes my day when she comes in because she's so damn nice.