Oh that makes a lot of sense. I assume you keep non-lubricated ones for this, right?

I have a couple if I have reason to. But I don't leave one in my wallet if I'm not planning to running into someone to use it with.

Haaaa! A+. Gold star.

The sheer, floor-length skirts, however, I think I can live without. They look like window drapes.

Oh I hope striped boots become a thing. I love me some stripes. And some boots.

'Tis an honor.

If these two were animals, I think Hathaway would be a bunny and JLaw would be a koala just based off this picture.

Many greek organizations actually do a lot of good. It's just that this makes a better story than the sorority who volunteered at a homeless shelter or the fraternity who raised money for a charity. We mostly hear about all the crazy stuff instead.

That is so fucking metal. My womb is a graveyard. Is that the title to the new Cannibal Corpse album?

The technical term for beating the shit out of things until they work is "percussive maintenance." The more you know.

Uh, obviously it's because a real man doesn't let a dumb lady push him around. Duh.

This reminded me how disappointed I was when my uncle bought a puppy from a breeder instead of adopting from a shelter. Also how a friend of my sister bought a pitbull and didn't get it neutered because he thought it was inhumane.

Really? Because I'm a 34D and everywhere I look for bras, the sizes go 34C, 36C, 36D. Almost everywhere with a few exceptions. Wanna trade stores?

Especially because half of that little ditty is bullshit anyways.

Necessarily is worse.

Oh man that one kills me. Genius is another one, ironically.

That's possibly the hottest thing I've heard all day.

Oh, I'm all for sexy armor for those who want to look sexy, I just think there should be options for both kinds. You know, realistic and lingerie style. I know when I play anything I'd rather have armor that looks like it would do more to protect me than just going out in my underwear but I can totally see the appeal…

Oh man that sounds like a long time. Good luck to you and the little Medusa.

Or we could relocate them into someplace like NOM's headquarters or something.