Because everybody looks sexy with an axe through their ribs. Right?

Rule 35: if you can't find it, you must create it.

Ewww women's bathrooms are THE WORST. Like paper on the floor and things left in the toilet that have no business being there. And the smells. Ugh. No shame.

Is that what it is? Man that explains so much.

I just looked up what Hyperemesis Gravidarum is. Wikipedia tells me it sounds like the fucking worst. My sympathies.

If I had the proper anatomical structures to fit into the category needed to answer this question, I'd go any way he wanted me to. But alas, I am female, so I can't be gay for Hugh Jackman. I'll certainly be straight for him though. Mmmmm.

My cat books it and hides under my bed when I vacuum and I've only got a little Dust Devil. I can't imagine what he'd do with a real vacuum.

Nope, this is exactly my reaction. It's perfect.

That's okay, I understand completely.

I sang this in my head to the tune of O Christmas Tree. But it only works for the first part.

I'm 5'5 and around 134 lbs. I wouldn't worry about it. If her goal weight is 100 and she's that tall it sounds like she's got body image issues. But if you've got any oreos left over, feel free to send them my way.

Sounds like a cool guy. It's a bummer about his wife though.

Oh this is so beautiful. I wish I could rock an elephant suit like that. I guess Natalie Portman looks okay too.

Yeah briefs are gross unless you're 12. Boxer briefs are the way to go.

I was expecting this to be nightmare fuel but it's hilarious instead. Fantastic.

As much as I love cats, I think I gotta jump on the corgi butt bandwagon for this voting cycle.

Crotchless jeans to match your crotchless panties perhaps? I dig. Sort of.

Would they come with a catheter included?

A whole lotta dick flopping around. Especially if the guys in the group don't like wearing underwear.

Is that...his balls swinging behind his...