Oh man, don't even get me started on jumping jacks. So much worse than running from what I've seen. I march in a drum corps and a lot of the guys don't like to wear underwear because it's so hot and not much is left to the imagination during morning warmups.

Boxer briefs are also, IMO, the most attractive option.

Haha this is awesome. A+

Sounds like that's what he was going for...

Sounds like he needs an anatomy lesson because my lungs are nowhere near my genitalia. Maybe Zen masters are built differently?

Oh man. My feels.

AKA, the movie that sets the standard for sick days.

That's all I could think of looking through these. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like sheer as much as the next person, but they couldn't give the girl a camisol? Or pasties at least. Plus some of these models look like they're 16.

So long as they don't end up like some other bipedal creatures native to Hoth...

Yeah I do the same thing. Old Spice Komodo for this lady.

I am so jealous. I'm stuck in the blizzard :/

Man, if it worked like that we wouldn't have disease or mosquito bites or spiders on the ceiling or itchy feet or anything.

So...where do we sign up for this? Is there a waiting list? Because I want in on this too.

A møøse once bit my sister.

Or pasties at least. Sheesh.

Mmhm I feel that.

She's the fuckin cutest. Also, I love that dress.

Sheeit. These things are that big? Ugh I think I need to go hug my uterus.

Even better.

I'm totally with you on that. Middle school is an abomination. It's like, you take the worst age a human can exist at and then collect them. I haven't heard of anybody liking middle school and my mom used to teach in one.