I went to a Catholic all-girls' high school and in the senior photo collage my parents submitted they were made to add photoshopped sleeves to pictures of me from when I was 4 and 5 years old because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

You're from Utah? I'm so sorry.

I want to know how much extra they had to pay to photoshop those girls using public funds. Sounds like a waste to me.

to be fair, i'm 99% sure she has 99% nothing to do with it besides cashing the checks so don't be too sad. and if it means anything to you, i went to ~fashion school~ and own a pair of shoes from the line LOL

My two most favorite pairs of jeans ever are Jessica Simpson brand. And I hate myself for that. But seriously, fit perfectly, are very flattering, and are plus sized. Oh, and nice quality. One pair I've had for about 7 years.

I mean, if I were her, I'd just cash my checks from the apparel line and chillax by the pool for the rest of my days.

Everyone here who is bodysnarking her is both missing the point and making it.

I'm so sorry you married someone who plays golf. My deepest sympathies, I pray he doesn't watch it on television as well as waste hundreds of dollars on pleated khaki pants.

I'm going to go ahead and guess she bought it for him. So. She can buy him a replacement.

You're not. I've just heard it here for the first time. And as a person that isn't a fan of Let it go…I now LOVE IT! At least this version, anyway.

I must be the only person on the planet who hadn't heard the "fuck it all" version. Can't wait to share that with my husband. Love it.

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

does that soap dispenser look like the mouth of sauron to anyone else?

I read that antibacterial soaps are also horrible for the environment and particularly marine life, so I stopped buying it, legal or not.

Great idea. Touch the door, touch your dick, touch the door again, shake people's hand and go eat.

I prefer to just not piss on my hands. No need to wash them.

If it didn't hurt then why would it work? That's where the "oh it doesn't hurt them" argument always falls apart. If it doesn't hurt then what would be the deterrent factor?

And the oldest son's job is with the Family Research Council, which is considered a hate group by the SPLC.

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…