AND I AM LOVING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT!

They are shitty people. They have no decent bones in their bodies.

They're not decent people.

I hope everyone can be patient during all of this and I hope the community can stay peaceful.

*slams head repeatedly into wall*

Baby oil. Just rub it all over, let it soak in a bit and then shave. It will change your life...trust.

No joke, this old sack of balls got his BA from Trinity College in 1962, which is precisely one billion years ago. Also, seven years before the school became coed. So he knows exactly 0.0000 about what he is talking about.

I wonder what my opinion is titled.

Janelle Ambrosia is why I'm pro-choice.

I went to a Catholic all-girls' high school and in the senior photo collage my parents submitted they were made to add photoshopped sleeves to pictures of me from when I was 4 and 5 years old because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

You're from Utah? I'm so sorry.

I want to know how much extra they had to pay to photoshop those girls using public funds. Sounds like a waste to me.

to be fair, i'm 99% sure she has 99% nothing to do with it besides cashing the checks so don't be too sad. and if it means anything to you, i went to ~fashion school~ and own a pair of shoes from the line LOL

My two most favorite pairs of jeans ever are Jessica Simpson brand. And I hate myself for that. But seriously, fit perfectly, are very flattering, and are plus sized. Oh, and nice quality. One pair I've had for about 7 years.

I mean, if I were her, I'd just cash my checks from the apparel line and chillax by the pool for the rest of my days.

Everyone here who is bodysnarking her is both missing the point and making it.

I'm so sorry you married someone who plays golf. My deepest sympathies, I pray he doesn't watch it on television as well as waste hundreds of dollars on pleated khaki pants.

I'm going to go ahead and guess she bought it for him. So. She can buy him a replacement.