Someone takes time,energy and creative forces to put together a short but highly detailed interlude for our viewing pleasure, so thank you for the courtesy reminders! I am enjoying the shorts contest and am trying to give each entry my attention.

AND I AM LOVING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT!

They are shitty people. They have no decent bones in their bodies.

They're not decent people.

I hope everyone can be patient during all of this and I hope the community can stay peaceful.

*slams head repeatedly into wall*

Douchebag white man gets 50k for potato salad. Gotta love MERRICA!

I agree with you. We are lucky and seeing their faces light up like that makes me feel like I need to do something. Eh, we westerners need to be more happy with what we have.

With a nice steak and a fine wine.

Nice 12 Monkeys reference there.

Did someone ever thought of this before? Sounds actually fucking good to me...tho the more I think about it...maybe not. But interesting idea anyways.

Baby oil. Just rub it all over, let it soak in a bit and then shave. It will change your life...trust.

No joke, this old sack of balls got his BA from Trinity College in 1962, which is precisely one billion years ago. Also, seven years before the school became coed. So he knows exactly 0.0000 about what he is talking about.

this bridge wasn't built in america. so you know it's quality.

I wonder what my opinion is titled.

Janelle Ambrosia is why I'm pro-choice.

I would hate to have to clean that thing ;)

You just come up through a hatch in the bottom. It's called a "wet entrance."

For me the problem wouldn't be getting in, it would be getting out and go back to my ordinary life.