You're not. I've just heard it here for the first time. And as a person that isn't a fan of Let it go…I now LOVE IT! At least this version, anyway.

I must be the only person on the planet who hadn't heard the "fuck it all" version. Can't wait to share that with my husband. Love it.

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

If it didn't hurt then why would it work? That's where the "oh it doesn't hurt them" argument always falls apart. If it doesn't hurt then what would be the deterrent factor?

And the oldest son's job is with the Family Research Council, which is considered a hate group by the SPLC.

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…

Just her profits from the Clean cleanse she shills for should keep her in $900 socks for as long as she has feet. Last time I heard, they had sold something like half a million units at $425 per. Nice work if you can get it.

1.2M? That's, like, a large chunk of her "Back-To-Basics Spring Wardrobe" money.

I'd say the story is quite interesting, not for the figure that you're quoting but for the fact that a business which is not in the black affords to hike up the salaries of both Paltrow and the former Goop's CEO and grant them loans. Is reading the accounting of Goop something not realistic, reasonable and informed…

Goop exists for Gwyneth to get freebies, including having rooms in her home redecorated.

Here's your cat.

I think I just schad all over my enfreude.

How on earth does someone pay $5,000+ for postage and yet only $474 for PR? I mean, how on earth does someone spend that much for postage anyway? It's an e-newsletter.

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

The market is racist and so are you.

Most racist shit I've read in my life.

Guys? This isn't a serious post.

Oh, well, since a CHIROPRACTOR said this diet is healthy....