Just her profits from the Clean cleanse she shills for should keep her in $900 socks for as long as she has feet. Last time I heard, they had sold something like half a million units at $425 per. Nice work if you can get it.

1.2M? That's, like, a large chunk of her "Back-To-Basics Spring Wardrobe" money.

I'd say the story is quite interesting, not for the figure that you're quoting but for the fact that a business which is not in the black affords to hike up the salaries of both Paltrow and the former Goop's CEO and grant them loans. Is reading the accounting of Goop something not realistic, reasonable and informed…

Goop exists for Gwyneth to get freebies, including having rooms in her home redecorated.

Here's your cat.

I think I just schad all over my enfreude.

How on earth does someone pay $5,000+ for postage and yet only $474 for PR? I mean, how on earth does someone spend that much for postage anyway? It's an e-newsletter.

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

The market is racist and so are you.

Most racist shit I've read in my life.

Please continue to defend the very same group of people who are responsible for the massive rape, ethnic cleansing, eugenics testing, and genocide of YOUR people. The very same people who find the movements like AIM to be complete jokes and will never take you seriously. The hilarious whitewashed and fluffified…

Okay, you really need to quit now...EVERYBODY objected to Johnny Depp playing Tonto

As a certified White Person (TM), I assure you, we'll survive.

Guys? This isn't a serious post.

Yeah, for real. Why are we giving this idea currency? In its current usage in the mainstream, it's like a perfect distillation of "girls suck" pigeonholing. The way I've seen it used is a way for us to nurture our internalized sexism: it encourages misogynist posturing like "I'm not like those other, shitty women. I'm…

Oh, well, since a CHIROPRACTOR said this diet is healthy....

Condoms that can give a readout of the telemetry of your last performance.

Right, because your experience is exactly the same as the thousands who have shattered their gorilla glass screens. Rolls eyes.