Even though I’ve loved their sandwiches and Jamocha shakes, finding out that their owners are doing everything they can to keep employees wages low means I certainly won’t be frequenting Arby’s anymore.

I really do appreciate this information. It’s hard to know what each corporation owns. I’m trying to avoid supporting corporations that treat their employees badly, I use Progressive Shopper in my browser, but there isn’t a way to know about brick and mortar shops. (Is there an app for that?)

What the fuck is wrong with this woman? What business is it of hers what anyone else chooses to do with their body? It just seems really strange to me that she would decide she’s a warrior for this side of this issue, especially given some of the lessons of HP as elucidated by Daniel Radcliffe.

This blue igloo bullshit is just another way to say boogaloo, the white supremacist war on black people and the government. No one should let them get away with this bullshit!

“Look we have guns, but don’t be scared...or actually....be scared enough to buy your own gun. Buy a gun so you don’t have to be afraid of me. It’s your right! Don’t you want to be able to stop me?”

At least, that’s my take. They do this to intimidate the public into buying their own guns.

Once in third grade, my father off-handedly mentioned that under the Constitution, we didn’t actually have to stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance. So me being the third grade dink that I was, the next day I stayed seated for the Pledge at my local private school, and was promptly sent to the pastor and the…

Then they said the natives looked cold and offered them some blankets.

The guy with the rocket launcher has the smallest penis in the group.

We are a peaceful group, and wish to keep it that way at all costs, We aren’t looking for a fight. We in fact, want the opposite. We want to put on a smile, shake some hands, and be friendly.

“We are a peaceful group, and wish to keep it that way at all costs,” the statement continued. “We aren’t looking for a fight. We in fact, want the opposite. We want to put on a smile, shake some hands, and be friendly. An armed society is a polite society.”

I meant John Mulaney. For some reason my phone auto corrected to Delaney. Who is neither funny or talented

Do you mean John Mulaney? (don’t know if you do or not, but Mulaney has a bit where he is talking to a network censor and they told him that “saying the word midget is like saying the N-word.” He said, “no it’s not. If you’re comparing two words and you can’t say one of them, that’s the worse word.”) 

John Delaney is a failed presidential candidate. John Mulaney is the comedian you’re looking for!

TAMMYS !!!!! Ha-effin Ha! Plum forgot 'bout them!

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

He almost got more training than he could handle.